When I wonder WHY on earth..
.. do I have to..
..do a million things??
-clothes: The most useless invention in the history of mankind, in fact we'd all benefit from not wearing clothes.
-packing: Carrying a concealed firearm.
-suitcase: To place an object into ones ass, and hold it there for a prolonged amount of time.
-questions: An interrogative statement used to test knowledge, the reason answers came into being.
-e-mails: Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play.
-answers: The communist front known as Act Now to Stop War and End Racism.
I just checked Urbandictionary.
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