National nation

Tomorrow in Hungary we're going to have the National Elections. Actually I should have written National Election because it looks like if someone won't vote for the now ruling party then his/her vote will be discharged. Anyhow I'll go tomorrow and try to act against what's going on now and I don't want to use the  slogan "National Mourning"after Sunday.
I was just thinking about that since only a miracle can overthrow the Fidesz party, so let's just take a look at how National the country is going to be. (For those who are not familiar with this fact, about a year ago in Hungary tobacco can ONLY sold in the National Tobacco Shops that are owned mostly by Fidesz related entrepreneurs) *
*=Starting now, sarcasm is used predominantly.
So after the election a couple of things are going to be changed like:
1. Alcohol can be sold only in National Alcohol Shops.
2.There will be only one newspaper : National Newspaper
3.There'll be once a month obligatory National Soccer Games to visit.
4.National Sexshop is the only place to buy condom or any other National accessory.
5.The National News is going to be obligatory for everyone at 7pm to watch on the National Television.
6. The National Cockade (tricolor) must be worn everyday even on pajamas.
7. There'll be every year an National Rezsi/Energy price Reduction Day (Nemzeti Rezsicsökkentés Nap).
8. The National Peace March is going to take one National Week in National colored clothing.
9. Only the National Language is allowed to be spoken.
10. The dirty words must be National Dirty Words, such as 'A nemzeti k^rvanyád'. (You National Motherf^cker) or Nemzeti b+ (National Fuckyou)..

Such a lovely country, please come and visit National Hungary.
To cross the country you must have clothes in red, white and green! with a basic knowledge of the Hungarian history especially Trianon!